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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via epic-humor)

humorous-blog:

jesus-take-the-feels:

humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via okay)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via epic-humor)

youw-anchor:

phototaxis:

"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."

YES

(via pianope)

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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(via alisonhendrix225)

275,569 Plays

moosezekiel:

guys i’ve found the song that embodies every teenage boy

(via pianope)

70,970 Plays

t0-1nfinity-xnd-bey0nd:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY EXISTENCE

(via finniki)

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via okay)